Fighting grumpy people, in these cities!
Help us stop the grumpy people.
SocialGuides is making life fun and exciting for a lot of people, and we just won’t stop. We’re making it easier for people to find out which restaurants, nightspots, even hotels, are the most fun to be at. And it’s frustrating the grumpy people to no end.
We are fighting on the bars, and in the hotels. We shall fight them from the restaurants. The grumpy people can not .. will not .. prevail. We can band together, go out to a good time, and show the grumpy people their era is at an end.
Our forces are stationed across the nation.
California:
San Francisco
Santa Cruz
San Jose
Sunnyvale
Santa Barbara
Orange County
Los Angeles
San Diego
Georgia:
Atlanta
New York:
New York City
Florida:
Miami
Fort Lauderdale
Orlando
Washington:
Seattle
Illinois:
Chicago
Texas:
Dallas
Austin
Houston
Massachussetts:
Boston
Pennsylvania:
Philadelphia
Tennessee:
Nashville
Oregon:
Portland
North Carolina:
The Crystal Coast.
Soon, we will have sufficient defenses in New Orleans, St. Louis, Louisville, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Denver, and many more.
In closing troops, I ask you remember the words of Winston Churchill who said to his nagging wife, “I may be drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Good times, @threedukes